we're awesome :]

thisorigamidream:

WANT

Cyanide & Happiness Plushie

Ill shit

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thefunnygirl:

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rockband

FUCK YEAH

Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC

 Connecting to server...
 You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 14/f/ca
You: you?
Stranger: 27 m oregon
Stranger: how r u?
You: pretty good, how about you
Stranger: great
Stranger: what u up 2?
Stranger: wat u look like?
You: im like 5', blonde hair and blue eyes
You: and I'm just up looking to have some fun
Stranger: wat sort of fun sexy?
Stranger: u got big boobs?
Stranger: u had sex b4?
You: no not before
Stranger: is ur pussy shaved?
Stranger: wat u wearing?
Stranger: my cock is so hard
Stranger: whats your phone number? We could do some naughty things over the phone
You: HI, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we’re doing a special on people who go on anonymous talk websites and perform illegal sexual activity with minors. We have logged your IP Address, number 195.232.1.964, this chat has been sent to the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation, Child Protection division. If you feel as though your case has been mishandled or that you are not at legal fault, please feel free to contact your local authorities and give case number 126346
Stranger: NO FUCK FUCK FUCK NO THIS CANT HAPPEN, NOT TO ME
Stranger: FUCK I WAS JUAST KIDDING, I WASN’T GONNA DO ANYTHING I SWEAR
You: If you feel we are at fault, please feel free to contact your local authorities, we can assure you that this is not entrapment
Stranger: NO THIS CANT HAPPEN, FUCK FUCK SHIT NO NO NO YOU ARENT GONE FUIND ME! MY MOM IS GONNA KILL ME!
 Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 BEST SHIT EVER

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muchomurka:

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thedailywhat:

Design Concept of the Day: “Chopsticks Aid” by Jaroslav Kucera.

This generation’s spork?

[h/t.]

edwardappleby:

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I love this.

O.m.g.

mliaverage:

Today in math class, my teacher called on a guy who had food in his mouth. The kid mumbled an answer, and the teacher told him he was right. One of the girls then asked how he could understand it, to which my math teacher replied, “Oh my wife always talks with something in her mouth.” He then couldn’t figure out why we were all laughing so hard.MLIA.